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[Qryztufre]

Qaexl said:

How do you throw a psi-ball like they do on DragonBallZ?

The Kamehameha is formed when cupped hands are drawn to the user's side and the ki is concentrated into a single point between the cupped hands. The hands are then thrust forward to shoot out a streaming, powerful beam of ki energy. The blast can also be used with just one arm. In most variants, the user utters the word "Kamehameha" as he/she charges and releases the attack.

Here is a video example...
cuDW03GMKHs

How do you cross the abyss?

[malah777]

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How do you cross the abyss?

Filling the space with human ignorance & with the surplus i build up walls to keep ignorance in , for all eternithy.

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Opening the Third Eye

First of all this is a meditation technique - you may need a mirror ,sit quietly and breath deeply , gaze into the mirror to alter consciousness .....chanting & crying out to Beliaal .Remain aware of your surroundings & in control - he will come & reveal to you the Secret of Secrets "The Third Eye " place !
Now open the way : place the instrument of the art (poniard / dagger ) in front of your forehead ( sixth chakra ) & with one strike split open to liberate the Ajna Chakra.


Meaning of Suffumigations in CM ?

[Case]

Qryztufre said:

How do you cross the abyss?

The Abyss is actually a magicky-word for Nebraska. The best way to cross Nebraska is by bus.

What is a sigil and how do I charge one?

[Qryztufre]

Case said:

What is a sigil and how do I charge one?

A sigil is a representation of intent and is charged by a variety of methods. To see a list techniques for charging see this site: http://www.jackinworld.com/

What is a demon?

[Case]

Qryztufre said:

What is a demon?

Demons are just misunderstood angels. Knowing this, we should try to better understand their machinations by inviting them to sit down with us and share meals, preferrably in the bedroom as this is where a demon usually feels most comfortable. It is incredibly rude to confine a demon to a circle, and this practice is generally overlooked by most demonologists. Banishing is also considered to be the height of bad form and should be replaced by inviting the demon to stick around and watch TV for a while.

malah777 said:

Meaning of Suffumigations in CM ?

This is like a Snuffleuppagus from Sesame Street - an imaginary elephant covered in fur. Anyone who claims to have seen one should be shunned.

My staff seems to be covered in green lichen. How do I get rid of this?

[Ajax]

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My staff seems to be covered in green lichen. How do I get rid of this?

The most effective and useful way to get rid of this horrible affliction is to use your second staff to beat it off. Once the lichen's off, you MUST burn it in the cereal bowl that you've sharpie'd into an AGA MASS SSRATU. After it's been disposed of, it is best to wax your wood, as a prevenative.

What's the best method for selling my soul?

[Qryztufre]

Ajax said:

What's the best method for selling my soul?

That on is easy. Just create a thread in the forum link below:

Occult Classifieds


How much should one sell their soul for?

[Case]

Qryztufre said:

How much should one sell their soul for?

The accepted price for used souls is based on a formula, namely:

1000(Age+Weight) - the square root of how many cigarettes you smoke each day.

Used souls are only sold in Euros and are subject to local tax laws.

Whats the difference between the Wiccan Rede and Isaac Asimovs Laws of Robotics?

[Ajax]

Case said:

Whats the difference between the Wiccan Rede and Isaac Asimovs Laws of Robotics?

The Wiccan Rede is a code that has been carried down since the first dawning of man. The Wiccans were the first religion, and therefore the best religion, but at times, we were persecuted. In fact, in all eras of humanity; we had to go by the name of Druids in Brittan, Gauls in France, etc. , biding the time until finally, the latter half of the 20th century, we could come out of the "Broom Closet" (Lulz). Issac Asimov was a blatant plagiarist and took the ~Most Ancient Wiccan Rede~ and adapted it, so as to further oppress we, the Wiccans, by casting us as robots. While we have forever been the guardians and protectors of mankind, he further meme'd us into a role of fear.

The difference is 300 millenia of unbroken tradition!

THE WATCHER IS CHASING ME, HELP?!?!?!?

[eshaum]

Qryztufre said:

Here is a video example...
cuDW03GMKHs

What a n00b. Any Magician worth their own weight in salt doesn't have to scream that intensely to get a 300x better reaction. Pfft..

[Qryztufre]

Ajax said:

THE WATCHER IS CHASING ME, HELP?!?!?!?

Close your eyes! Magickal entities can not see you if you can not see them.

Are fairies real?

[eshaum]

You know it sweetheart.


I tested the warranty on my Familiar with a lawnmower and she's not getting up but the dealer said she had a full nine lives! What should I do?

[Qryztufre]

eshaum said:

You know it sweetheart.


I tested the warranty on my Familiar with a lawnmower and she's not getting up but the dealer said she had a full nine lives! What should I do?

Simply bury the cat under your bedroom window and it will hence forth be your spirit guide!

How can I fly on my broom?

[UraTriUra]

Qryztufre said:

How can I fly on my broom?

Just jump off the roof and miss the ground.

I hear voices in my head. But it is not my language.
What do they want to tell me ?

[Qryztufre]

UraTriUra said:

Just jump off the roof and miss the ground.

I hear voices in my head. But it is not my language.
What do they want to tell me ?

Have you tried writing out the words and putting them through babelfish? I tried with the voices in my head and now look... I am the admin of an occult forum! Of course I needed to kill 17 people but I trust the voices! If babelfish wont work, have you tried Rosetta Stone (it sounds more magickal as well)? If you want the voices to stop you can place leaches on your temples and they will suck till there is silence.

What is Necromancy?

[UraTriUra]

Qryztufre said:

What is Necromancy?[/B]

THAT one is so easy !
But you wrote it the wrong way.
It is NEC romancy.
That stays for New England College romancy.
But what has that to do with the occult ?

What is Cthullu's favourite TV show ?

[Sandalphon]

UraTriUra said:

What is Cthullu's favourite TV show ?

"I dream of Genie"

[UraTriUra]

And what will happen if I invoke all four Teletubbies at once ?
(Sorry, stole your question Sandalphon).

[The Kraken]

A: They will attempt to make you consume Tubby custard, but by the Gods don't eat it! The last one who ate that blasted custard was cursed to live in a child's body forever burning on the Sun.

Q: What is the best place to store an athame while skyclad?

[eshaum]

Q: What is the best place to store an athame while skyclad?[/QUOTE]


Ideally in the goat.

What does 'skyclad' mean?